News from Clover Cabana

Tonight Em says, "Life is short and people are crazy." She also says, "Maybe I don't want to marry a sniper."
Anne says Em's aphorism sounds like a summation of the three hour seminar on Nietzsche she just sat through (and she doesn't want to marry a sniper, either).
Patty from Millionaire Matchmaker says, "No sex before monogamy."
Jill repeats Patty's statement.
Also, Jill doesn't want to marry a sniper.
The girls are now watching Millionaire Matchmaker.
Em is currently critiquing the appearance of millionaire men. We also make fun of the stupid things they say. For instance, this one guy shallowly discusses the woman he doesn't want by accidentally making "noassatall" into one word.
Em then sees a millionaire she likes. He is boyish and handsome. He also claims to like Italian women. Em looks Italian. Omar (boyishly handsome millionaire) says, "My dream woman would not be afraid to 'haul junk with me'." By hauling junk, he is referring to the moving company he invented: "Hunks hauling Junk." That's how he makes millions of dollars: hauling junk. Why didn't we think of that? Em then says, "I'd haul junk with him," but Patty doesn't approve. She says, "Nobody hauls junk in the land of high-maintenance chic." Patty is a wise woman. She "pukes assessment." She frequently tells the men to "kick the barbie doll image."This is why we like Patty.

Em and Anne now agree to sign up for the Millionaire Matchmaker show. Even though they'll probably be made fun of for this, they know you'll be jealous when they're sitting around sipping whatever they decide to sip by grandiose pools.

And that, in a nutshell, is our evening.

Hah.