Monday, February 1, 2010

Decisions?

I am prone to make an emotional decision or two.

Also and often, "I dwell in possibility." I dance in the gray areas. I delight in obscurity. This is why I currently have 21 life options I am considering after my (probable? improbable?) May graduation.

Here are a select few:

1) Wait tables
2) Adjunct professorship
3) Teach school (any kind of school)
A) Teach prisoners
B) Teach adults
C) Teach foreigners
6) Trophy wife (preferably)
7) MMA competitor
8) Go to fashion design school
9) Go to any other school
10) Write a book
11) Join the military
12) Become an advocate for the declining population of polar bears
13) Instigate world peace
14) Raise elk in Wyoming

Now begins the applying. OORAH!

5 comments:

  1. Polar bears hunt people for food.

    I think you should write a book.

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  3. The erratic numbering goes along with my fondness for ambiguity and general disorder. However, I find that ironic since I am seeking some sort of linear plan for my life (if that's even possible). : ) I think I will name my book Anne Was Eaten by a Polar Bear While Questing for an Interesting Life.

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  4. Since when can we not make collective decisions? Let's collectively decide that Jill is wrong about that! :) And...you can accomplish all of the above and then some!!

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