Tonight

Tonight Melvin, Jill, Trisha and Anne play Apples to Apples.

Tonight Jill teaches Melvin how to use the epilator.In case you're not familiar, the epilator is this cruel little device with metal claws that latch on to your hair follicles. The epilator mercilessly rips these hair follicles out of your skin. Melvin decides to epilate his back. It doesn't go well. He writhes in pain.

Tonight Anne was virtually proposed to. She was also told that she has a good singing voice. She also worked out wearing a skirt and boots.

Tonight Emily told Anne she was a jerk for not telling her that her fly was down when Anne didn't even notice that her fly was down. Emily will probably be mad at Anne for publicizing this conversation, or she might laugh.

Tonight Flip doesn't do anything that is postworthy. Jill offers to snuggle with him and he complies. Flip is a good dog. Well, Flip is a good dog when he doesn't run away. Sometimes Flip runs away and only the dog catcher can retrieve him. This happened once. One day there was 2 feet of snow on the ground and Flip got loose. Whenever Anne went to retrieve him, he only ran farther away. Flip is a typical man in that regard. Kyle told Anne great words of advice that day: "Let the (bad word omitted) go." So Anne let him go and he came back. Or he was brought back to her by friendly animal control employees. Anne learned a lesson that day.

Melvin, Jill, and Trisha are now yelling at Anne to return downstairs, but she wishes to remain here to type memories and listen to Ray Lamontagne. However, she must go as Melvin's tone becomes more demanding.

Fare thee well.